"...Ewan Awe" to play toilet gig at Kubla

Kahn's

Award winning U2 tribute band - "...Ewan Awe" - will be 

appearing at Kubla Khan's restroom facilities this 

Friday, in support of the Lady's Rest-Room Refurbishment

Project

Front-man Bungle (clapping) said 

"It's nice an absolute honour to be asked to help out! 

Everyone's aware that the Rest-room at Sid's Kubla Khan's...

is an abomination and unspeakably awful  ....

...needs a lick of paint and a bit of TCP, and any way we can

help out, we will".

Band member, tiler and full-time funster 

Zippy "The Radge" Begsbie added "FUCKIN' BOG's A DISGRACE! See if ah git ma haunds on that

 Kubla Khan cunt  or Fuckin' Sid ur whitiver thi CUNT'S CAUD!...!...

The Radge continued

...Ah'll fukin' let um ken whit Ah hink ae 'is  "REST" FUCKIN'! "ROOM"!!...

Please don't annoy the lads whilst they are working.

In the interests of safety, please do what the boys ask you to

do, as they're the experts.

Please don't use the rest rooms whilst ...Ewan Awe* are 

working.

*...Ewan Awe, are available for weddings, Bar Mitzvahs and

all your plumbing needs.