Giving at Halloween(and taking).

Here's an idea - Utilizing Flaky Skin -  That might help with a more equitable,balancing out of the goodies at Halloween

Pollok Museum

THE POLLOK MUSEUM (GLASGOW)

If you're a fan of the Yank dripper: Jackson Pollock - why not visit the Pollock museum, in Wisconsin?

If you're a fan of Scots singer: Lulu(pic) - why not visit The Pollok museum in Pollok ?

(Don't confuse the two, cos they're not the same).


Pollok museum in Pollok, seems to be almost entirely devoted to the time just before local girl: Lulu, hit the big time.

The displays feature some old programmes for gigs in places like church-dance-halls - In Pollok - with a few ticket stubs and other artefacts thrown in...and a hell of a lot of photos of Lulu...........

....but then you think "Hang on she's not local - Isn't she from the East-End? Lulu?

Yeah...she is. But her backing band, were from Pollok and that's good enough(it seems)  for the exhibits manager at Pollok Museum --  Local celebs: two accordionists, a drummer and Lulu.

Certainly worth a visit, if you're visiting the Health Centre(Pollok), which is in the same Community building, as the museum - very nice.

They also have a Bistro in there, that seems mainly to do the traditional Glasgow fried sausage/onion combo, in a bun, that isn't really a bun, more just a random lump of dough, dark brown exterior, no real interior (or butter)...but I shouldn't scoff (and I didn't) - I bypassed The Bistro and sat myself down in the waiting room, with  the rest of the halt and lame and decrepit.

... And you just sit there - inhaling away - in the sausage/onion  reeking, fugged up, Doctor's waiting room...
It's great :) ...no-one seemed bothered - So neither was I.

Economy sausages they were, budget stretchers - I could tell - fried in Lard...right beside the Health Centre waiting room entrance.

So, why not get yourself down and check it out? - You won't be disappointed.

I can't comment on the Jackson Pollock museum in Wisconsin.
(I expect it's shit).

DSS BLUES

FELLOW JOBSEEKERS,  

ALMS-DEALERS 

AND 

SEEKERS OF SOLACE -

 THESE PEOPLE ========== >>>>>>>

                                       

            ARE NOT YOUR FRIENDS.

  

THEY DO NOT CARE ABOUT YOU.

THEIR ONLY CONCERN IS THE RETENTION OF THEIR JOBS AND THE FURTHERANCE OF THEIR CAREERs AND

 THEY WILL DO

WHATEVER IS REQUIRED 

TO ACHIEVE THIS ... 

AND THEY'LL DO IT TO 

YOU.

IT'S BEST TO TELL THEM AS LITTLE AS POSSIBLE - DON'T VOLUNTEER IRRELEVANT INFORMATION BECAUSE IT MIGHT NOT BE "IRRELEVANT" TO THEM AND COULD VERY WELL GIVE THEM THE OPPORTUNITY TO SANCTION YOU...

 (IN ORDER - ULTIMATELY - TO EARN THE LOVE AND FAVOUR OF MOTHER THERESA)

Say as little as possible, keep a neutral face don't swear, don't kick-off and good luck.

Check back here daily for morale boosting platitudes, to help you in your Job Search.

To celebrate our new service we're offering a FREE can of Proletarian lager to the first 24 Jobseekers of the day. Ask the driver for a can of lager - and if there's any left - you can have it.

This note is available in Romanian, Polish and Urdu.

THIS (Pic Below) is a good example of the kind of bland, Non-threatening, Non-hostile expression, you might affect that will help in your NOT getting sanctioned ---



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"...Ewan Awe" to play toilet gig at Kubla

Kahn's

Award winning U2 tribute band - "...Ewan Awe" - will be 

appearing at Kubla Khan's restroom facilities this 

Friday, in support of the Lady's Rest-Room Refurbishment

Project

Front-man Bungle (clapping) said 

"It's nice an absolute honour to be asked to help out! 

Everyone's aware that the Rest-room at Sid's Kubla Khan's...

is an abomination and unspeakably awful  ....

...needs a lick of paint and a bit of TCP, and any way we can

help out, we will".

Band member, tiler and full-time funster 

Zippy "The Radge" Begsbie added "FUCKIN' BOG's A DISGRACE! See if ah git ma haunds on that

 Kubla Khan cunt  or Fuckin' Sid ur whitiver thi CUNT'S CAUD!...!...

The Radge continued

...Ah'll fukin' let um ken whit Ah hink ae 'is  "REST" FUCKIN'! "ROOM"!!...

Please don't annoy the lads whilst they are working.

In the interests of safety, please do what the boys ask you to

do, as they're the experts.

Please don't use the rest rooms whilst ...Ewan Awe* are 

working.

*...Ewan Awe, are available for weddings, Bar Mitzvahs and

all your plumbing needs.

British-backed assassin of IRA members named...

British-backed killer - "STEAK-KNIFE", Identified

NAMED AS "SCHREIBER"

Described as "Deadly"

First pic of Steak-knife (Under cover)...

Blanket-coverage...

Calls for less blanket-coverage...

Mole discovered (on Oven-Cleaners head)...

MI5 Man Sheamus [REDACTED] speaks out..........

......................"Steak-niife stobbed mae in da fookin'  BACH! Eye hope ehh gats foekt an du

 urrse (see pic) ivry daay fur de wrist uv ee's fookin' lieff!! Sew ah doo.

Steak-knife - Forked

Locals blame "Scottish & Newcastle Breweries"...

"Scottish & Newcastle Breweries", blame "parents"...

"Parents" blame "Dug"...

Dug blames "Doug"...

"Doug" blames "drugs"...

...Dug says "jist say naw tae drugs - Choose life"...

Pusher says "Naw! - Say Eye! tae drugs an' naw, tae dugs"...

Locals say "Naw! - Say aye tae rugs, but naw tae any snug-bugs, in thum".

Snug-bugs in rug, say "FUCK OFF! We were here first!".

Dug says - "SAWWh...sih-jizz".

Starvin' Marvin says " ...............Whit it is is: Ah've cum oot wee'oot ma bus-fare right? 'n' a knee'ee get'ae thi joab cen'ur see? 'n'....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................so kin yea help us oot? ...mate...?...

...............'n' ah nee'ae get food fur Bullet................see what it is........................Social..........pure shite!.............................................."

Starvin' Marvin confesses to being British-backed IRA assassin "Steak-knife", 

"..........................It wus me, ah done it, I assassinated aw ae thum... Listen mate - niver min' aw  that - Wit it is, is..........

Mole blames "Out-of-control", "Aggresive" tumour on testicle.

Testicle punches mole

Steak-knife goes back under cover.

Mole goes underground.

Bullet Bites Man

SAW...SIH-JIZZ

Bullet goes underground

...'s'ma fault...Ah'm tae blame....

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MAN URINATES ON CIVIL-RIGHTS LEADER

A large crowd gathered in Washington yesterday,to hear Black-Civil-Rights leader Dr Martin Luther King speak.

After some introduction'ry chat, Dr King started to tell the crowd about a dream he was having, when a man rushed from the crowd(estimated at 2 million) and urinated on him.

Dreamin'

The gathering broke up and people went home wondering what the dream might have been about...

Dream interpreter