DSS BLUES

FELLOW JOBSEEKERS,  

ALMS-DEALERS 

AND 

SEEKERS OF SOLACE -

 THESE PEOPLE ========== >>>>>>>

                                       

            ARE NOT YOUR FRIENDS.

  

THEY DO NOT CARE ABOUT YOU.

THEIR ONLY CONCERN IS THE RETENTION OF THEIR JOBS AND THE FURTHERANCE OF THEIR CAREERs AND

 THEY WILL DO

WHATEVER IS REQUIRED 

TO ACHIEVE THIS ... 

AND THEY'LL DO IT TO 

YOU.

IT'S BEST TO TELL THEM AS LITTLE AS POSSIBLE - DON'T VOLUNTEER IRRELEVANT INFORMATION BECAUSE IT MIGHT NOT BE "IRRELEVANT" TO THEM AND COULD VERY WELL GIVE THEM THE OPPORTUNITY TO SANCTION YOU...

 (IN ORDER - ULTIMATELY - TO EARN THE LOVE AND FAVOUR OF MOTHER THERESA)

Say as little as possible, keep a neutral face don't swear, don't kick-off and good luck.

Check back here daily for morale boosting platitudes, to help you in your Job Search.

To celebrate our new service we're offering a FREE can of Proletarian lager to the first 24 Jobseekers of the day. Ask the driver for a can of lager - and if there's any left - you can have it.

This note is available in Romanian, Polish and Urdu.

THIS (Pic Below) is a good example of the kind of bland, Non-threatening, Non-hostile expression, you might affect that will help in your NOT getting sanctioned ---



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