British-backed killer - "STEAK-KNIFE", Identified
NAMED AS "SCHREIBER"
Described as "Deadly"
First pic of Steak-knife (Under cover)...
Blanket-coverage...
Calls for less blanket-coverage...
Mole discovered (on Oven-Cleaners head)...
MI5 Man Sheamus [REDACTED] speaks out..........
......................"Steak-niife stobbed mae in da fookin' BACH! Eye hope ehh gats foekt an du
urrse (see pic) ivry daay fur de wrist uv ee's fookin' lieff!! Sew ah doo.
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| Steak-knife - Forked |
Locals blame "Scottish & Newcastle Breweries"...
"Scottish & Newcastle Breweries", blame "parents"...
"Parents" blame "Dug"...
Dug blames "Doug"...
"Doug" blames "drugs"...
...Dug says "jist say naw tae drugs - Choose life"...
Pusher says "Naw! - Say Eye! tae drugs an' naw, tae dugs"...
Locals say "Naw! - Say aye tae rugs, but naw tae any snug-bugs, in thum".
Snug-bugs in rug, say "FUCK OFF! We were here first!".
Dug says - "SAWWh...sih-jizz".
Starvin' Marvin says " ...............Whit it is is: Ah've cum oot wee'oot ma bus-fare right? 'n' a knee'ee get'ae thi joab cen'ur see? 'n'....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................so kin yea help us oot? ...mate...?...
...............'n' ah nee'ae get food fur Bullet................see what it is........................Social..........pure shite!.............................................."
Starvin' Marvin confesses to being British-backed IRA assassin "Steak-knife",
"..........................It wus me, ah done it, I assassinated aw ae thum... Listen mate - niver min' aw that - Wit it is, is..........
Mole blames "Out-of-control", "Aggresive" tumour on testicle.
Testicle punches mole
Steak-knife goes back under cover.
Mole goes underground.
Bullet Bites Man
SAW...SIH-JIZZ
Bullet goes underground
...'s'ma fault...Ah'm tae blame....
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