Friday, 4 November 2016

Giving at Halloween(and taking).




Here's an idea - Utilizing Flaky Skin -  That might help with a more equitable,balancing out of the goodies at Halloween




Pollok Museum



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THE POLLOK MUSEUM (GLASGOW)



If you're a fan of the Yank dripper: Jackson Pollock - why not visit the Pollock museum, in Wisconsin?

If you're a fan of Scots singer: Lulu(pic) - why not visit The Pollok museum in Pollok ?

(Don't confuse the two, cos they're not the same).


Image result for jackson pollock museum new yorkPollok museum in Pollok, seems to be almost entirely devoted to the time just before local girl: Lulu, hit the big time.

The displays feature some old programmes for gigs in places like church-dance-halls - In Pollok - with a few ticket stubs and other artefacts thrown in...and a hell of a lot of photos of Lulu...........

....but then you think "Hang on she's not local - Isn't she from the East-End? Lulu?

Yeah...she is. But her backing band, were from Pollok and that's good enough(it seems)  for the exhibits manager at Pollok Museum --  Local celebs: two accordionists, a drummer and Lulu.

Certainly worth a visit, if you're visiting the Health Centre(Pollok), which is in the same Community building, as the museum - very nice.

They also have a Bistro in there, that seems mainly to do the traditional Glasgow fried sausage/onion combo, in a bun, that isn't really a bun, more just a random lump of dough, dark brown exterior, no real interior (or butter)...but I shouldn't scoff (and I didn't) - I bypassed The Bistro and sat myself down in the waiting room, with  the rest of the halt and lame and decrepit.

... And you just sit there - inhaling away - in the sausage/onion  reeking, fugged up, Doctor's waiting room...
It's great :) ...no-one seemed bothered - So neither was I.

Economy sausages they were, budget stretchers - I could tell - fried in Lard...right beside the Health Centre waiting room entrance.


So, why not get yourself down and check it out? - You won't be disappointed.

I can't comment on the Jackson Pollock museum in Wisconsin.
(I expect it's shit).

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