Holy Mass at Kubla Kahn's

HOLY MASS at KUHBLA KAHN's 

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The first player picks a Classical picture of The Madonna and Child from the web(there's millions).

Her opponent then assesses the weight of the newborn Son of God, on the screen...

(Research shows that the mass of the newborn SoG varies between, a tiny 12 pound Christ in Botticelli's "Adoration of The Magi"

and a gut bustin' 5 stone bruiser in Raphael's "Madonna - in the pink")

...Having assessed the Holy mass(independently assessed by experts) the second player shouts "LOWER, HIGHER!........" on and on......till the next random SoG image appears on screen and if she's guessed correctly - then she gets another shot - 

"LOWER......HIGHER!.....Low HIGH!....... Low......hi .....LOWER! definitely Lower........less higher...."...

and so on, until someone sits down and watches "Bruce's Play your Cards Right" to find out how the game concludes.

...because, I don't know, probably one player goes bust...